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Category: Quoth the Raven

I, Plagiarism: Quoth the Raven #5

I got pissed this morning and wrote up a serious blog post. But writing it made me unpissed, took the wind out of my knickers, so I’m not wasting time typing that up. (At least not today. I’ll wait until it’s a non-issue that the world has moved on from, and then I’ll toss it out there for everyone to see.)

Just know this, I hate YouTube Kids and the internet is poison and nobody should use it. Except for my blog. All of you should read my blog.

With that, let us away on another glorious installment of Quoth the Raven.

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What is Love? Quoth the Raven #3

It’s Valentine’s day so… quotes about love.

*unenthusiastic yay-ing*

And I haven’t done a D20 List in a literal forever, so let’s combine the two; D20 List and Quoth the Raven. Go!

*rolls twenty-sided die*

*twenty-sided die shrieks thirteen*

Fuck. Well, here you go. Thirteen quoths about love!

Maybe not quite second… but you’re up there!

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Litany Against Fear: Quoth the Raven #2

Our quoth for this week will be the Bene Gesserit Litany Against Fear. For those of you who don’t know, it’s from Frank Herbert’s Dune.

Now be amazed as I reproduce the entirety of the Litany Against Fear from memory. Because yes, I am that much of a nerd.

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Quoth the Raven #1

Woah, woah woah. Hold up. I know what you’re thinking.

You: It’s Thursday. You don’t post on Thursday. I can’t… the room is spinning. *frantically takes hit off inhaler* Are you falling off the wagon, Asher? This isn’t consistent!

No, my good sir/madam/sir-madam/etc. I am even more on the wagon than ever before. I AM the wagon. Melded with it from the waist down.

And there are a lot of things that wagon-me can’t do… so with all of my freed up time, I’m adding a day to my blogging schedule.

So welcome to the first installment of Quoth the Raven.

The raven from Edgar Allen Poe's immortal work, The Raven. In this image, the raven is delivering the poem's famous line, "Shut the fuck up." How insightful. A lesson for all of us.
I will not be silenced!

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